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• Anyone From This Family Love Men

  Daughter: Dad I'm Lesbìan
  Dad: Oh okay
  2nd Daughter: I'm Also Lesbìan
  Dad: CHRIST! Doesn't Anyone From This Family Love MEN?
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• If U Give Me 100 Young Girls

  If You Give Me 100 Young Boys,
  
  I Can Change The Nation..!!
  
  - IMRAN KHAN -
  
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  If You Give Me 100 Young Girls,
  
  I Can Create Another Nation..!!
  
  - BABA EMRAAN HASHMI -

  
  
  
  
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• Girlfriend Ke Honto Pe Honey Laga Kr

  A Health Tip:
  Girlfriend Ke Honto Pe
  Honey Laga Ke Kis Kia Jaye Toh Gulab Jamun Ka Tast Aaega
  
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  Khansi B Thik Ho Jayegi
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  DR. IMRAN Hasmi

  
  
  
  
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• What is Tension

  WHAT IS TENSION?
  
  Ek ladki Ney aapse lift maangi
  Rasteme... Uski tabiyat kharab ho gai
  Aap use hospital Le gaye
  Dr. bola :- Aap baap banne wale ho
  Lo ji ho gai Naee tension suru
  Aap bole me iska baap nahi hu
  Fir ladki boli yahi iska baap he
  Tension or badh gai
  Fir aapka medical checkup huva
  Report aayi aap to kabhi baap hi nahi ban sakte
  Lo ji jayda badh gai tension
  Aapne thank god kaha or nikal liye
  Fir socha ghar pe Jo 2 bache he vo kiske he
  Now, this is real tension ....
  
  Moral: Kisibhi ladki ko Kabhi lift nahi deni chahiye...!!!

  
  
  
  
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• Hey You Really Sing Well

  Boy: Hey u really sing well...
  Girl: Thanks but m just bathroom singer ..
  
  Boy: Then invite me sometime in ur live concert

  
  
  
  
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