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• Dodh or Orange Juice

  Sardar Bivi se:
  Tum Bachy ko
  kya Pilati ho?
  .
  Bivi:
  Dodh or
  Orange Juice.
  .
  Sardar:
  Oye pain chod Tu ne Kabi Bataya nhi
  Orange Juice kis Side se aata hai...

  
  
  
  
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• Jis Ne Larky K Sath Sex Kiya

  Molvi: Jis ne larkay k sth sex kia,
  qyamat k din usi larkay ko apne kandhe
  Pe btha k pul-e-serat paar kary ga
  1 pathan rone laga, kuch dair bad hasne laga,
  logon ne pocha kia bat hai?
  Pathan: hum dar gaya k 20 larkay hamara kandhe pe hoga,
  phir soch k hns pera k hum to khud Gul Khan k kandhe pe hoga.

  
  
  
  
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• A Girl's Abortion

  Girl to Doctor:
  .
  Last time Aap ne Mera Abortion Kiya,
  To Aap BLADE Ander Bhool Gaye Thy.
  .
  Mere 10 Dost na Mard ho Gaye,
  .
  8 k Khoon Nikal Aaya
  .
  Aur
  .
  19 ki Ungliyan Cut Gaien.

  
  
  
  
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• Love and War

  Teacher: Why Love is Better than War?
  .
  .
  Student: Because Condoms are Available at Cheaper Rates than Weapons.

  
  
  
  
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• Types of Bra

  Poisonous Bra: Co-Bra
  .
  Mathematical Bra: Alge-Bra
  .
  Stripped Bra: Ze-Bra
  .
  Zodiac Bra: Li-Bra
  .
  I Improved Your General Knowledge Because You Only know Girls Bra!

  
  
  
  
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