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A Boy was following a girl
Boy was following a Girl
GIRL-why r u following me?
BOY -you r very pretty n I think I am in Love with u!
GIRL-but u haven't met my friend yet.. she is prettier than me n is rite behind u.
BOY looked behind and said there is no one ...
GIRL-if u really loved me u would not have looked behind... ;->
MORAL- True Love is rare...
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Direct to Heaven
Just Imagine Life Without Girls!
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The Result:
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Market Silent
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Streets Empty
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The Police at Rest
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All Mobile Companies are in Loss!!!
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No SMS
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No Flowers
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No Valentines
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No Candles
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No Perfumes
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No Traveling
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All the men Direct to Heaven.
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Boy Proposed To Girl She Rejected
Boy Proposed To Girl,
She Rejected
He Wasn't SAD
Friends Asked: Don't U Have Feelings?
Boy: Why Should I Be Sad?
I Lost 1 Who Never Loved Me.
She Lost 1 Who Loved Her The Most.
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Don't Tease The Girls
Jo dete hai Larkiyon ko tohfey,Wo uthate hain unki shadi k sofey
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Jo jatey hein unk peche,Wo ate hain un ki Car k neeche
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Jo kehte hain unko janu,Wo ban jatey hein un k bachon k Mamoo
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So Don't Tease the Girls
A public service msg form
Tahreek-E-Tahafuze Nojawan-E-Pakistan.
Life is achi
With out bachi.
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Larki aur Larky ko bandha
1 Aadmi 1 Ghar Me Ghussa Or 1 Larki or Larkay ko Baandha or Larki k kaan pr kiss ki Or Phr Bathroom Chala Gaya
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Tu Larky ne Larki Se kaha k tum Esko Satisfy karo Werna Ye Humen Maar Dega Hosla Nhi Haarna
I Love U...
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Larki Boli:
Usny Mere kaan Pr Kiss Nhi ki hy
Balkay
Mujh se kaha k:
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Me Pathan hon Or Mujhy Vaseline Chahiye Mene Usy Bata Dya k Bathroom me Rakhi hy Mri To Kher He Buss
Tum Hosla Nhi Haarna
I Love U 2..!