Mix SMS Collection

I asked 100 women
Which shampoo they
Preferred .. ??

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Height of Double Meanings:

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So The Teacher Drew The Diagram On The Board
And Said: “Don't Look At The Book Figure, Look At My Figure”

Bus Conductor: "Anarkali Bazar Aa Gaya Hai Jisne Utarna Hai Utar Jao"
Ek Larki Peeche Se Chillayi: "2 Minute Ruko! Mein Kapry Utar Rahi Hun"
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How Fast Are You?
How Fast Can You Guess These Words:

1. BOO _ S
2. _ _ NDOM
3. P _ N _ S
4. F _ _ K
5. PU _ S _
6. S _ X

Answer:
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Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?

Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.

Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai.

Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.

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DUA Ki Appeal

1 Larki Jis Ki Umar 24 Ssal Hai.
Bohat Pyari Hai. Wo Bechari Civil Hospital K
I.C.U Ward Mai



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Mard Aur Aurat Ka Rishta Bhi Saala Ajeeb Hai..!!

Door Raho to JUDAI ..

Aur Paas Raho To

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Selaab Ki Wajah Se Kafi Bhaensain (Cows) Zaaya Ho Chuki Hain.

Darr Hai K Doodh Ki Shortage Ho Jaye Gi.

Is Liye Tamaam

GIRLS
Se Guzarish Ha K Is Mushkil Waqt Main Hakoomat Ka Sath Dain

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Seductive Shaayari:

Mangta hun to
deti nahi ho,

Jawaab meri baat ka..

Aur deti ho to khada
ho jata hai,

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Night was Dark

Moon was High

Boy stopped Car

Girl asked Why?

He came Closer.

She felt Shy.

He said Softly...

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