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• Larki Jab Saray Kapry Utar Deti hai

  Larki jb sary kpry utar dti hy to kia hota hy
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  Taar khali ho jata h
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  aap ki s0ch ko salam hy Pyare

  
  
  
  
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• A College Girl

  college Girl At Fees
  Counter:Sir pehle meri ley lain
  SIR:Thori dair me leta hn
  Girl lz Jaldi ley lain phr nai de paungi,
  Mera Period Start ho jaye gä...

  
  
  
  
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• Punjabi Funny Quotes, Sacha Dost

  Sacha dost wo hai jo apki ankho m pehla ansu dekhle. Dusra ansu ponch le
  tesra ansu rokle,
  or chotha ansu dekhe to 1 thapar laga k bole
  "Ley hun rajj k ro ly"

  
  
  
  
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• Sexy Nazar Se

  BV nay kameez utari, sexy nazar say Sardar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar bhi utar ker boli:
  "Pata hay na, kya karna hay?"
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  Sardar: Haan, kapray dhonay hn.

  
  
  
  
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• Double Meaning Jokes, A Girl Ask Pappu

  A girl ask Papu:
  wo kya hai jo
  cow k pas 4 or
  mere pas 2 hain
  
  Papu = legs
  
  Girl = wo kya hy jo tmhari pent may hy
  or meri pent may nai
  
  Papu = Paisy
  
  Girl = Wo kya hy,jo log din ki
  bjaye rat ko bed pe krte hain
  
  Papu = Neend
  
  Girl = Wo kya hai
  jo larki 1st time krwaty hoay
  pain feel krty
  hoay roti hai
  
  Papu = Kan may
  sorakh
  
  Girl =Wo kya hy
  jo larki sirf
  Shadi k bad he krti hy
  
  Papu = Saas Susar ki Khidmat
  
  Moral = Ap b apna mind papu ki tarh saaf rakhen

  
  
  
  
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