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Mallika Sherawat Shalwar Ke Neche
DO YOU KNOW?
Malika Sherawat Shalwar ke neche kiya pehnti hai? ..
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Any Idea?
Malika Sherawat shalwar ke neche chapal pehnti hai kiu k
joggers to shalwar k sath suit nai karty

Waisy ap kia soch rhy the?
NAUGHTY MIND
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True Love is Like a Pillow
True Love is like a pillow.
U could Hug it when Ur in trouble.
U could Cry on it when Ur in pain.
U could Embrace it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
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Once There Lived a Sexy Man
Once There Lived A SEXY MAN Who Had No Wife,
But Still Every Night He Enjoyed...
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"DINNER"
U Dirty Mind...
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Poliyo Ke Katre Peene
Boy: Mein 4 years ka ho,aur tum?
Girl: Mein bhi 4 years ki ho,
Boy: To phir chal na, sharmana kya?
Girl: kaha?
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Boy. Poliyo k katre peene yaar
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Photographer is the Most Popular Person
Photographer is the most Popular person at all Pakistani Weddings.?
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FEMALES of ALL ages chase him saying...
"AAP NE MERI TO LEE NAHIN" =D


