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3 Signs to Identify A Student
3 Signs To
Identify A Student ...
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If He Fails To Ans His Question
A Pakistani & An American Met on a Plane
And had a bet That if Pakistani Fails to Ans
His Question He Must Give 5$ and
If American Fails, He Has to Give 50$.
American: Whats The Diff b/w Earth n Moon?
Pakistani Silently Gives 5$.
Pakistani: Which Animal Has 3 Legs,
Goes To The Mountain and Returns with 4 Legs?
The American Searches For 2hrs in Laptop
And Gives 50$ and Asks
Whats The Ans?
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Two Things are Infinite
Two Things Are Infinite:
The Universe and Human Stupidity;
And I'm Not Sure About The Universe.
Albert Einstein
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Lovers are Like Pizzas
Boyfriends are Like "Paanipuri" Always Tasty
Lovers are Like "Pizzas" Hot & Spicy
Husband are Like "Dal Chawal" No Option But Good For Health.
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My Father Name is Laughing
Boy: My Father's Name is Laughing
And My Mother's Name is Smiling.
Teacher: You Must be Kidding?
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