Mix SMS Collection

I asked 100 women
Which shampoo they
Preferred .. ??

.

.

.

.

The top answer was:

.

.

.

[.. Read Full Funny Jokes ..]

Husband sent a text to wife at night,
"Hi I will get late, plz try and wash all my dirty clothes
And make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return."
He sent another text, "I forgot to tell u that I got an increase in
My salary at the end of month I'm getting u a new car"
She text back, "Omg really?"
Husband Replied: "No I just wanted to make sure u got my 1st msg."

When Someone Touches You
And You Don't Feel It,
Its Ignorance.

When Someone Touches You
And You Feel It,
Its Love.

But When Nobody Touches You
But You Feel It, Then Its Khujli ..

I Saw It With My Eyes But Couldn't Understand It
Took It In My Hands, But Couldn't Understand It
Keep Thinking For A Long Time, But Again Couldn't Understand It
It was Not A Dream,
It was Is Not A Love,
It was Not Even Friendship,

Then I Realized: "It Was Question Paper"

If you love someone
Fight for him/her ...
But
If that someone loves somebody else ...
.

.

Be A Soldier.
Kill Them Both

I am not Perfect.
But
I am Better Than
Your Ex and
Gonna Be Better
Than Your Next

If you can't afford a doctor,
Go to an airport, you will get a
Free X-Ray and breast exam.
And; if you mention Al Qaeda,
You'll get a free endoscopy.

An Arab Wen to London
One Day in the Hotel Room,
Husband Heard Her Wife Scream
"Faraa Faara" (Arabic Word for Mouse)
He wanted to Inform the Room Service
But Didn't Know English word For FARRA
Husband: Hello, Room Service???
Room Service: Yes Sir, How Can I Help You?
Husband: Err.. You Know TOM & JERRY?
Rom Service: Yes Sir, I Know TOM & JERRY.
Husband: Walla Habibi Jerry is Here!!

3 Signs To
Identify A Student ...

[.. Read Full Funny Student SMS Jokes ..]

A Pakistani & An American Met on a Plane
And had a bet That if Pakistani Fails to Ans
His Question He Must Give 5$ and
If American Fails, He Has to Give 50$.

American: Whats The Diff b/w Earth n Moon?
Pakistani Silently Gives 5$.

Pakistani: Which Animal Has 3 Legs,
Goes To The Mountain and Returns with 4 Legs?

The American Searches For 2hrs in Laptop
And Gives 50$ and Asks
Whats The Ans?

[.. Read Full Funny Questions in Urdu ..]