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Lecture on Sun
Teacher: Tomorrow There will be a Lecture on Sun.
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Everyone must attend it.
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Pathan: No! I will Not be Able to Attend it.
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Teacher: Why?
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Pathan: My mother will not Allow Me to Go So Far.
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Really Touching
Life has so Much To Teach Us,
One famous Chinese poet said
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"Sifgliyo Chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching"
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Really Touching Na?
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I almost Cried.
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Be Pakistani
An old Lady, a Girl, a Pakistani & Indian boy were Traveling in a train.
A tunnel Came & it got Completely Dark.
Suddenly a Kiss sound & a slap sound was heard.
When the Tunnel Ended, Indian boy's cheek was Red Due to Slap.
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height of chill
Height of Being Chill:
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Thief 1: Lets Count the Money We have Stolen Today!
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Thief 2: I am Tired,
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We'll See It in The Newspaper Tomorrow.
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take your mobile
Take your Mobile,
Select Vibrate Mode
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Put in Water
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Call on Your Mobile.
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Your Mobile will Start Swimming.
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Do it and Enjoy.
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Its Fun Too be Young.


