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• Lecture on Sun

  Teacher: Tomorrow There will be a Lecture on Sun.
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  Everyone must attend it.
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  Pathan: No! I will Not be Able to Attend it.
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  Teacher: Why?
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  Pathan: My mother will not Allow Me to Go So Far.

  
  
  
  
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• Really Touching

  Life has so Much To Teach Us,
  One famous Chinese poet said
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  "Sifgliyo Chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching"
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  Really Touching Na?
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  I almost Cried.

  
  
  
  
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• Be Pakistani

  An old Lady, a Girl, a Pakistani & Indian boy were Traveling in a train.
  A tunnel Came & it got Completely Dark.
  Suddenly a Kiss sound & a slap sound was heard.
  When the Tunnel Ended, Indian boy's cheek was Red Due to Slap.

  
  
  
  
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• height of chill

  Height of Being Chill:
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  Thief 1: Lets Count the Money We have Stolen Today!
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  Thief 2: I am Tired,
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  We'll See It in The Newspaper Tomorrow.

  
  
  
  
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• take your mobile

  Take your Mobile,
  Select Vibrate Mode
  And
  Put in Water
  And
  Call on Your Mobile.
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  Your Mobile will Start Swimming.
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  Do it and Enjoy.
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  Its Fun Too be Young.

  
  
  
  
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