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Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Lagi
Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Lagi..
Company Ne Socha K
Achanak Bataya To Ladki Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai ..
Company Ne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Diya
Ke Aise Batao Ke Wo Khushhi Se Mar Na Jaye ..
Pappu Ne Jake us Ladki Ko Bola:
"Farz karo aap Ka 5 crore ka inaam nikal aaye to aap kya krogi?"
Ladki: Aap Ke Samne Dance Krongi,
Shaadi Kar Longi..
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Us Area Ki Chikini Chameli Thi
Nazar Mili Tab Wo Akeli Thi,
Dosti Hui To Wo Saheli Thi,
Dusre Ke Sath Bhag Gai Tab Pata Chala
Wo us Area Ki Chikini Chameli Thi !
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Barsat Ki Ek Khoobsurat Raat Main
Barsat ki
Ek khobsurat rat mein
Shabnam se bheg k
Ek dosrey se takraty huey
Ek PHOOL ne
Dosrey phol se kaha
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Height of Addiction
Height of Addiction:
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Father: Beta Facebook Say Hut Kay Bhe Aik Duniya Hai.
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Beta: Such Papa?
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Zara Link to Send Karen
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I Want A Beautiful Wife
Jin:
What Do U Want?
Boy:
A Beautiful Wife
Jin:
If U R Muslim
I'll Give U
Mahnoor Baloch
If U R Hindu
I"ll Give U
Kareena Kapoor
&
If U R Christian
I"ll Give U Angelina Jolie
Whats UR Name ?
Boy:
HAJI AKSHAY WILLIAM
Jin Gave Him
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