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Dozakh Mai Drogha K Khoff
Dozakh mein
Drogha k khoff se sary gunhagar imandari
se apne apne gunah paper pe likh
k hall se ja rahy thay k aachanak 1 aawaz i:
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" EXTRA SHEET COPY " ;->
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Khushiyan kya hoti hein
Ek Aadmi Doosre Se:
Bhai ye Khushiyan Kya Hoti Hain?
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Doosra Aadmi: Pata Nahi Bhai!
Meri Khud Paidaish Pakistan Ki Hai.
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Pakistani Actress
Agar Buses K Naam Pakistani Actresses Par Hoty To...
REEMA OverLoad Ho Gaei
SAIMA K Neechy Aa K Aik Banda Halak
Accident Main SANA K Front Bumper Toot Gaey
Teiz Raftari K Ba'is LAILA Mor Kat'tay Huwy Ulat Gaei
MEERA Par Charhny Walon Ki Tadaad Main Izafa
SHAHIDA MINI K Peechy Aag Lag Gaei
NIRMA Chalte Chalte Band Ho Gaei
RESHAM Ko Sar-E-Raah Loot Liya Gaya
NARGIS K Sheeshay Torr Diey Gaey
Aur
ANJUMAN Ne Kaei Logon Ko Kuchal Dala..
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Jis Ne Larky K Sath Sex Kiya
Molvi: Jis ne larkay k sth sex kia,
qyamat k din usi larkay ko apne kandhe
Pe btha k pul-e-serat paar kary ga
1 pathan rone laga, kuch dair bad hasne laga,
logon ne pocha kia bat hai?
Pathan: hum dar gaya k 20 larkay hamara kandhe pe hoga,
phir soch k hns pera k hum to khud Gul Khan k kandhe pe hoga.
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wife what is 10 years
Wife :What is 10 years with me?
Husband :A second.
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Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
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Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second


