Mix SMS Collection

Teacher: Salwar K Naary Ko English Mein Kiya Kehtay Hain?
Student: P.H.D
Teacher: Is Ka Kiya Matlab?
Student: Pajama Holding Device ..

Ek Line Jo Ladkiyo or Ladko Ka Dil
Raat Ko 2 Bajay Bhi Tod Sakti Hai ...

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"The Number U Have Dialed is
Busy on Another Call,
Please Try Again Later"

Good Night

Give Smile to At-least
One Unknown Person
While Walking on Road ...
So That ...
He Forgets His Problems For
Whole Day By Thinking ...

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Ye Kon Thi?

Wife: Zara Mujhay Apna Mobile Dikhana

Husband: Wait Us Ko Main On To Kar Loun,

Delete Videos ..
Delete Pictures ..
Delete Folders ..
Delete Numbers ..
Delete All Messages ..
Delete
Delete
Delete

Format Memory Card,

Yeh Lo ...

Wife: [.. Read More For Husband Wife Jokes ..]

Kabhi Zid Mein Tery Ho Gaye
Kabhi Dil Ne Tujhy Ganwa Diya
Isi Kashmaksh Mein Rahy Sada
Tu Ne Yaad Rakha Ya Bhula Diya
Kabhi Be-Basi Mein Hans Diye
Kabhi Hansi Ne Hum Ko Rula Diya.

Har Mard Ki Zindagi Mein
"3 Dolls" Aati Hain
1st Us Ki Beti
"Baby Doll"
2nd Us Ki Girlfriend
"Barbi Doll"
3rd Us Ki Wife
"Panadol"
(Wo Bhi Extra)

Santa: What is The Difference
Between Complete and Finish?
Banta: When You Marry a Right Person
You are Complete and
When You Marry The Wrong One
You Are Finished ..!

Rajnikanth Never Forgets His Password,
But it's a Different Issue If

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The Server Forgets His Password.."

Yanna Rascala Mind it!

Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mein Char Gaye ..

TT Bola: Kiu Paa Ji, Nazar Nhi Aata??
Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai.

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Sardar Ji: [.. Read More For Sardar Ji Funny SMS ..]

Malik: Abhi Tak Tumne Machar Nhi Maray?
Mery Kano Mein Gungana Rahay Hain ...

Nokar: Sahab Mainy Machar Maar Diye Hain,
Yeh To Unki Biwiyaan Hain,
Jo Bewa Ho Kr Ro Rhi Hain