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• We Have Misplaced The Joker

  Could you fax me your photo very very urgently ?
  Mind you - it is really very very urgent,
  damn serious and very important
  I am playing cards and
  we have misplaced the joker.

  
  
  
  
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• Tujhe Jannat Main Rakh Loon

  Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
  ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
  pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh loon..
  phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...

  
  
  
  
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• Most Cute Person In The World

  You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
  
  .
  Just a second, don't misunderstand.
  CUTE means:
  Creating
  Useless
  Troubles
  Everywhere..

  
  
  
  
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• The Monkey in Zoo

  Someone..
  Misses U..
  Needs U..
  Worries About U
  Lonely Without U
  Guess Who?
  THE MONKEY IN
  ... THE ZOO ...

  
  
  
  
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• Whats That Useless Thing

  Whats That useless thing
  attached to your hair.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  .
  
  It's You....

  
  
  
  
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