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We Have Misplaced The Joker
Could you fax me your photo very very urgently ?
Mind you - it is really very very urgent,
damn serious and very important
I am playing cards and
we have misplaced the joker.
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Tujhe Jannat Main Rakh Loon
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh loon..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
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Most Cute Person In The World
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
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Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
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The Monkey in Zoo
Someone..
Misses U..
Needs U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
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Whats That Useless Thing
Whats That useless thing
attached to your hair.
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It's You....


