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• Sardar to Pathan

  Sardar: Yar Lrkion ko shadi k bad"BEGUM"
  Q kehte han?
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  Pathan:So simple shadi k bad larkion k saray gham larko ko mil jate hain is liye wo BE-GHUM ho jati hai

  
  
  
  
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• 3 Pathan Ek Bike Pe

  3 pathan ek bike pe Ja rahe the,
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  Policeman ne rokne k liye haath diya,
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  Pathan: abe pagal hai kya??
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  3 pehle hi bethe hain tu kahan bethe ga...??

  
  
  
  
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• Pathan Ki Lottery

  Pathan Ne 30 Rupe Ki Lottery Li
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  1 Carore Ka Inam Nikla

  Tax Kat Kar 90 Lac Mile

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  Pathan Bola:
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  Hum Ko Hamara Pora Paisa Chai Hain Warna Tum Hamara 30 Rupya Wapas Karoo....

  
  
  
  
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• Pakistan ka jhanda

  Teacher to pathan: Batao Pakistan ka Jhanda
  Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?
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  Pathan Boht Dair Sochne k Baad Bola:
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  Hawa Main.

  
  
  
  
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• Pathan Ki Dushmani

  Khan 2 Frnd: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai, us se hamara dushmni hai
  Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hai
  Khan:Wo jis ki muchen hai
  Frnd:Muchen to sb ki hai
  Khan:Wo jis k sfed kpre hai
  Frnd:Wo to sb k sfed hai
  Pathan ne gusay me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
  Wo jo reh gaya hai,os ko hum nai ch0rega.”

  
  
  
  
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