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• Ye Ghalti Benazir Ne Bhi Ki Thi

  Lady to Doctor:
  In Mardoon ki Bewafai se
  Tang aa kar
  Dil karta hai k
  Kisi kuttay se
  Shadi kar lon
  
  Doctor:
  Na Bibi Na
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• Government Kaise Chalti Hai

  Reporter to Sonia Gandhi : "Government kaise chalti hai?"
  
  Sonia Gandhi : "Government 3 chijo se chalti hai."
  
  Corruption
  
  Corruption
  
  Aur
  
  Corruption
  
  Aur Mai corruption hu
  
  Ooh la la Ooh la la

  
  
  
  
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• Lok Sabha Meeting at 11 AM

  Lok Sabha
  11:00 am : Entry
  11:05 am : " Baith jaaiye"
  11:06 am : " Shor mat kijiye"
  11:07 am : " Shaant rahiye"
  11:09 am : " Please baith jaaiye"
  11:10 am : " Sab ghar jaaiye , House is adjourned for day"

  
  
  
  
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• Write an Essay on Anyone

  Teacher: Tum paper me fail kyu hoye sawal me choice di to thi?
  Student: Kaisi Choice?
  Question tha write an essay on any1
  
  A] President ZARDARI
  B] Greedy Dog

  
  
  
  
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• Petrol Ka Rate Barhne K Baad

  Petrol k Rate barhne k baad
  
  admi Bike leke Petrol Pump gaya
  
  Salesman: Kitne ka daalun
  
  Admi: 10 Rs ka bike k upar chhidak de, Aag lagani hai

  
  
  
  
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