Achanak Kutta Khara Ho Kr Bola

Sher (Lion) K Retired Hony Pr Jungle K Sary Janwaron
Ne Naye Badshah Ko Chun’ny K Liye Jalsa Kiya.
Lomri Sadarat Kr Rhi Thi.
Cheeta, Hathi, Gorilla, Bandar Sabhi Umeedwar The
Achanak Kutta Khara Ho Kr Bola is Bar Badshah Usy Banaya Jaye
Lomri Muskura Kr Boli, Mai Sadqy Jaun
Ye Jungle Hai, Pakistan Nai 🙂

Zardari Ki Car K Neechy

Zardari Ki Car K Necheey 1 Chota Sa “Dogy” Aa Kr Mara Gaya.
Zardari Ne Driver Se Kaha K is K Malik Ka Pata Karo.
Jab Driver Wapis Aayaa to Us k Galey Main Bahot Se Phool Thy,
Hath Mien Tohfey Aur Mithayian Thein.
Zardari: Ye Kiya Hai?
Driver: Sir Logon Ne Meri Poori Baat Hi Nhi Suni
Aur Khushi Main Haar Dal Diye,
Main Ne Sirf Ye Hi Kaha K,
“Main Zardari Ka Driver Hon, Kuttey Ka Bacha Mar Gaya Hai”

Ye Ghalti Benazir Ne Bhi Ki Thi

Lady to Doctor:
In Mardoon ki Bewafai se
Tang aa kar
Dil karta hai k
Kisi kuttay se
Shadi kar lon

Doctor:
Na Bibi Na
Ye tajrba
Benazir ne b kia tha
Aaj nateeja
Pura Pakistan
Bhugat raha hai 😛

Government Kaise Chalti Hai

Reporter to Sonia Gandhi : “Government kaise chalti hai?”

Sonia Gandhi : “Government 3 chijo se chalti hai.”

Corruption

Corruption

Aur

Corruption

Aur Mai corruption hu 😀

Ooh la la Ooh la la 😉