Pres. Obama is Taxing

President Obama is
Taxing Americans Future,
Its Time to Cut His Future
As President ..

Achanak Kutta Khara Ho Kr Bola

Sher (Lion) K Retired Hony Pr Jungle K Sary Janwaron
Ne Naye Badshah Ko Chun’ny K Liye Jalsa Kiya.
Lomri Sadarat Kr Rhi Thi.
Cheeta, Hathi, Gorilla, Bandar Sabhi Umeedwar The
Achanak Kutta Khara Ho Kr Bola is Bar Badshah Usy Banaya Jaye
Lomri Muskura Kr Boli, Mai Sadqy Jaun
Ye Jungle Hai, Pakistan Nai :)

Zardari Ki Car K Neechy

Zardari Ki Car K Necheey 1 Chota Sa “Dogy” Aa Kr Mara Gaya.
Zardari Ne Driver Se Kaha K is K Malik Ka Pata Karo.
Jab Driver Wapis Aayaa to Us k Galey Main Bahot Se Phool Thy,
Hath Mien Tohfey Aur Mithayian Thein.
Zardari: Ye Kiya Hai?
Driver: Sir Logon Ne Meri Poori Baat Hi Nhi Suni
Aur Khushi Main Haar Dal Diye,
Main Ne Sirf Ye Hi Kaha K,
“Main Zardari Ka Driver Hon, Kuttey Ka Bacha Mar Gaya Hai”

Aaj Agar IQBAL Zinda Hoty

Agar Aaj IQBAL Zinda hotay To Petrol
105 Per Litter Ka Dekh Kr ZARDARI Se Farmaty.

Wabasta Reh Shajar Say Umeed-e-Shola Rakh.

Kuttay Deya Putra Thora Te Hath Hola Rakh … 😀

Ye Ghalti Benazir Ne Bhi Ki Thi

Lady to Doctor:
In Mardoon ki Bewafai se
Tang aa kar
Dil karta hai k
Kisi kuttay se
Shadi kar lon

Doctor:
Na Bibi Na
Ye tajrba
Benazir ne b kia tha
Aaj nateeja
Pura Pakistan
Bhugat raha hai 😛

Government Kaise Chalti Hai

Reporter to Sonia Gandhi : “Government kaise chalti hai?”

Sonia Gandhi : “Government 3 chijo se chalti hai.”

Corruption

Corruption

Aur

Corruption

Aur Mai corruption hu 😀

Ooh la la Ooh la la 😉

Lok Sabha Meeting at 11 AM

Loksabha
11:00 am : Entry
11:05 am : ” Baith jaaiye”
11:06 am : ” Shor mat kijiye”
11:07 am : ” Shaant rahiye”
11:09 am : ” Please baith jaaiye”
11:10 am : ” Sab ghar jaaiye , House is adjourned for day”

Write an Essay on Anyone

Teacher: Tum paper me fail kyu hoye sawal me choice di to thi?
Student: Kaisi Choice?
Question tha write an essay on any1

A] President ZARDARI
B] Greedy Dog

Petrol Ka Rate Barhne K Baad

Petrol k Rate barhne k baad

admi Bike leke Petrol Pump gaya

Salesman: Kitne ka daalun

Admi: 10 Rs ka bike k upar chhidak de, Aag lagani hai

Aik Awami Leader Tha

1947 me bhi Ramzan August me tha
Or ab bhi Ramzan August me aye ga

Farq sirf itna he k us waqt Pakistan k pas 1 AWAMI leader Tha
Or
Ab Pakistan ke pas HARAMI leader Hai.