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• Chemical Symbol of Barium

  Professor: Chemical symbol of Barium?
  Sardar: BA
  
  Professor: For sodium?
  Sardar: NA
  
  Professor: What will we get if 1 atom of BA
  & 2 atoms of NA combined?
  Sardar: [.. Read Full Funny Sardar Jokes ..]

  
  
  
  
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• Banta Takes Interview of Santa

  Banta Takes Interview of Santa 4 A Job
  Banta: Tell me Opposite Words of These:
  Banta: Good
  Santa: Bad
  Banta: Come
  Santa: Go
  Banta: Fast
  Santa: Slow
  Banta: Ugly
  Santa: Pichhli
  Banta: U-G-L-Y
  Santa: P-I-C-H-H-L-I
  [.. Read Full Funny Santa Banta Jokes ..]

  
  
  
  
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• Agar Do Trains Ek Line Pe Aa Jain

  RAILWAY INTERVIEW
  
  Interviewer - agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge
  Santa - jee red light dikhaunga
  
  Interviewer - red light na ho to
  Santa - torch dekhaunga
  Interviewer - torch na ho to
  Santa - apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga
  Interviewer - shirt bhi red na huyi to
  Santa - fir m apne bua k ladke ko bulaunga
  Interviewer - wo kyu?
  Santa - [.. Read Full Funny Santa Banta SMS ..]

  
  
  
  
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• Aik Train Ulatnay Ka Case Adalat Main Tha

  Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha..
  Train ka Driver jo ke Sardar tha, Us se Poocha:
  "Tumne Train Pathri se kyun Utari??"
  Sardar: "Aik banda samnay aa gaya tha tou break marne ka time naheen tha..
  meray Assistant ne bola ke is ke upar charha do."
  Wakeel: "Phir?"
  Sardar: "Bas woh banda Patri se utar gaya..!"

  
  
  
  
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• Where Were You Born

  Boss: Where were you born?
  Sardar: India ..
  Boss: which part?
  Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India ...

  
  
  
  
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