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• Santa Went To Court

  Santa went to court
  
  JUDGE:
  "Order! Order !"
  
  SANTA:
  "1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink!"
  
  JUDGE:
  "Shut Up!"
  
  SANTA: No, No.. 7-Up!

  
  
  
  
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• Inspector Bhi Sardar Tha

  Sardar ki wife inspector se!
  Mera husband ek hafte pehle aaloo
  lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya ..
  
  Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
  To behan kuch or paka lo

  
  
  
  
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• Journey From Punjab to America

  Sardar Makes Call to Airport & Asks
  
  "How long is d journey from Punjab to America?
  
  Receptionist:1 sec sir
  
  Sardar disconnects and says,
  Pee K bethi a chawal jai

  
  
  
  
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• I Love U Ka Matlab

  Santa: I love u ka kya matlb hota hai.
  
  Girl: ma tumse pyar karti hon.
  
  Santa: mane 1 question pocha tu to mujh se pyar kar bethi pagli

  
  
  
  
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• How Many Apples Can You Eat

  Girl to Sardar: How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?
  Sardar: 4 apples.
  Girl: U can eat only 1 apple bcoz when u eat 2nd apple then ur stomach is not empty.
  Sardar: Wah yar kamal kr diya, myn apny doston ko b bataon ga,
  Sardar to his friend:
  How many apples can u eat with empty stomach?
  Friend: 6 apples
  Sardar: Hut yaar.. tu 4 bolta to itna shugal lagata ...

  
  
  
  
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