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What is Skeleton
Interviewer: what is skeleton?
Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
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Santa Was Drawing Money
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I have seen your password. It is ●●●●
Santa: You are wrong. It is 1394.
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Coffee Shop is Starting Point of Love
Santa: What is difference
between coffee shop & wìne shop?
Banta: coffee shop is the starting point of love
and wìne shop is last point of love
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1 Jin Sharab Pene Ke Liye
1 Jin sharab pene k liye insan k roop me aya,
12 pack pi gaya,
Sardar: tenu chardi ni?
Jin: Main jin hon.
Sardar: le char gai kanjr nu.
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Ek Sardar Bhagwaan Se
Ek Sardar Bhagwaan se:
Oye Bhagwaan, Je kal Mera INAAM na nikleya te main tenu Tor Dena ee...
(Pandit Ne ye sun liya or us ki bajae ek chota Bhagwan wahan rakh diya)
Next day,wohi Sardar Aaya!
Jab usney chota Bhagwan Dekha to us se kehne lga:
Oye
Main te Mazak kita c,
Abba Kithe Tera?


