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• Characteristics of Good Teacher

  Characteristics of Good Teacher:
  
  1. Should be Absent at least 3 times a week.
  2. Should come in class 10 mins late and left the class 10 mins earlier.
  3. Should not give any homework and assignments.
  4. Should not ask any questions to students.
  5. Should not disturb the students by teaching when students are talking.

  
  
  
  
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• Kis Ne Chand Par Pehla Qadam Rakha

  Teacher: Kis Ne Chand Par Pehla Qadam Rakha
  Tha?
  
  Pappu:
  Neil Armstrong Ne!!
  
  Teacher:
  Aur Doosra?
  
  
  Pappu:
  Kamaal Karti Ho Miss App Bhi
  
  
  Woh Langra Thori Tha.. Doosra Qadam Bhi Usi Ne Rakha Tha!!
  
  TEACHER SHOCKED ... PAPPU ROCKED ...

  
  
  
  
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• You Read The Question Paper

  Height of Coolness:
  Two Guys coming out of the examination Hall
  with chips and coke in hands....
  1st guy: Which paper was it?
  2nd guy: I think maths......
  1st guy: (surprisingly) you read the question paper?
  2nd guy: No I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator

  
  
  
  
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• Who Discovered America

  Teacher : Pappu Bean, go to the map and find North America.
  Pappu Bean : Here it is!
  Teacher : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
  Class : Pappu Bean !

  
  
  
  
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• If You Kill Your Father

  Teacher: Who is a killer?
  
  Student: I dont know..
  
  Teacher: For example ...
  If you kill your father what will you be called
  
  Student: ORPHAN

  
  
  
  
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