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Characteristics of Good Teacher
Characteristics of Good Teacher:
1. Should be Absent at least 3 times a week.
2. Should come in class 10 mins late and left the class 10 mins earlier.
3. Should not give any homework and assignments.
4. Should not ask any questions to students.
5. Should not disturb the students by teaching when students are talking.
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Kis Ne Chand Par Pehla Qadam Rakha
Teacher: Kis Ne Chand Par Pehla Qadam Rakha
Tha?
Pappu:
Neil Armstrong Ne!!
Teacher:
Aur Doosra?
Pappu:
Kamaal Karti Ho Miss App Bhi
Woh Langra Thori Tha.. Doosra Qadam Bhi Usi Ne Rakha Tha!!
TEACHER SHOCKED ... PAPPU ROCKED ...
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You Read The Question Paper
Height of Coolness:
Two Guys coming out of the examination Hall
with chips and coke in hands....
1st guy: Which paper was it?
2nd guy: I think maths......
1st guy: (surprisingly) you read the question paper?
2nd guy: No I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator
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Who Discovered America
Teacher : Pappu Bean, go to the map and find North America.
Pappu Bean : Here it is!
Teacher : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class : Pappu Bean !
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If You Kill Your Father
Teacher: Who is a killer?
Student: I dont know..
Teacher: For example ...
If you kill your father what will you be called
Student: ORPHAN


