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Punjabi Biwi Se Phone Par
Punjabi Biwi Se Phone par:
"Kiya Pakaya Hai Aaj Khanay Mein?"
Biwi (Ghussay Se): "Zeher"
Punjabi: [.. Read Full Punjabi SMS Jokes ..]
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If U Marry One Woman
If U Marry One Woman
She will Fight with You
But if U Marry with 2 Women
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With Your Most Loving Close Friend
Over Smart Wife:
If I Sleep with ur Most Loving Close Friend,
What Will be The
1st Thought That Would Come to ur Mind?
Smart Husband
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Aik Admi Ki BV Mar Gai
1 Admi Ki BV Marr Gai.
Dost Usko Chup Karany K Baad:
"Tuje Kuch Chahiye"?
Admi:
Laptop La De
Dost:
Kiu Khair Hai?
Admi:
Facebook Py Status to "Single" kr dun
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A Wife's Poem
A Wife's Poem
He Didn't Like The Curry
And He Didn't Like my Cake
He Said My Biscuits were Too Hard ..
Not Like His Mother Used to Make
I Didn't Prepare The Coffee Right
He Didn't Like The Stew,
I Didn't Mend His Socks
The Way His Mother Used To Do.
I Pondered For An Answer
I Was Looking For A Clue.
Isn't There Anything I Could Do
To Match His Mother's Shoe
Then I Smiled as I Saw Light
One Thing I Could Definitely Do
I Turned Around
And [.. Read Full Funny Poem ..]