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Urdu Funny SMS, Sas or Baho
Saas :Baho aj se tm mjhe Ami or apny susar ko Abo samajhna. Baho: Sahi ha. jb raat ko Shohar aya to bewi boli Ami 'BHAI JAN' aa gay.

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Sexy Nazar Se
BV nay kameez utari, sexy nazar say Sardar ki taraf dekhtay huay shalwar bhi utar ker boli:
"Pata hay na, kya karna hay?"
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Sardar: Haan, kapray dhonay hn.
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Sardar to Pathan
Sardar: Yar Lrkion ko shadi k bad"BEGUM"
Q kehte han?
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Pathan:So simple shadi k bad larkion k saray gham larko ko mil jate hain is liye wo BE-GHUM ho jati hai
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I Miss You
M: My lovely wife.
I: Is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.
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Y: You are everything to me, my life my wife my love.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.
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LOVE YOU!
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Neend Ki Goliyaan
Doctor: Aapke Shohar ko Mukammal Aaram ki Zaroorat Hai.
Ye Neend ki Goliyaan Le Jayen.
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Biwi: Ye Main Inhain Kiss Waqt Don?
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Doctor: Jab Main Aaon.


