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• Mangta Hn To Deti Nhi Ho

  Seductive Shaayari:
  
  Mangta hun to
  deti nahi ho,
  
  Jawaab meri baat ka..
  
  Aur deti ho to khada
  ho jata hai,
  
  Rome-Rome
  jazbat ka.. :
  
  Muuh me lena
  tumhe pasand nahi,
  
  Ek bhi qatra
  sharab ka..
  
  Phir Kyon bolti ho
  ke dheere se daalo,
  
  Balon mein phool
  gulab ka ?
  
  Woh Soti rahi
  mein karta raha
  
  Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka..
  
  Usne kaha bada
  maza aata hai jab
  andar jata hai..
  
  Kaano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka...
  
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• Larki Sharma Kar Boli

  Chemistry ki class main Sir ne aik Larrki se poocha!
  What is nitrate?
  Larrki sharma kar boli :-
  Sir aap bhi na...
  Night rate
  5000/- sirf aap k liye.
  
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• Sotey Waqat Kharaatey

  Girl:
  Kya Tumhara Shohar sotey waqt kharaatey Leta hai?
  
  Saheli
  Sharmaatey hue:
  Pata nahin!
  
  Abhi to Hamaari Shaadi ko
  3 din hue hain,
  
  Soengey to Pata chalega
  
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• Larkiyon ka Khoon Choosa Karun

  1 Admi kisi bhoot Se Mila
  Aur Bhot se kaha Mujhe Aisa bana Do k Mai
  Jawan Larkiyo ka Khoon Choosa Karu.
  
  Bhoot ne usy kya Banaya Hoga?
  
  Reply Must
  
  Answer: Always Ultra.
  
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• Pathan Apni Biwi ki Mar Raha Tha

  Pathan Apni *Bewi Ki GAND Maar Raha Tha.....
  Us Ki Bewi Chillaai
  
  AAH
  
  AAH
  
  Pathan Bola:
  
  Gul Bano Ziyada Chalaak Mat Bano Hum Ko Pata Hay Kitna Dard Hota Hay.
  
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