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• Double Meaning Jokes, A Girl Ask Pappu

  A girl ask Papu:
  wo kya hai jo
  cow k pas 4 or
  mere pas 2 hain
  
  Papu = legs
  
  Girl = wo kya hy jo tmhari pent may hy
  or meri pent may nai
  
  Papu = Paisy
  
  Girl = Wo kya hy,jo log din ki
  bjaye rat ko bed pe krte hain
  
  Papu = Neend
  
  Girl = Wo kya hai
  jo larki 1st time krwaty hoay
  pain feel krty
  hoay roti hai
  
  Papu = Kan may
  sorakh
  
  Girl =Wo kya hy
  jo larki sirf
  Shadi k bad he krti hy
  
  Papu = Saas Susar ki Khidmat
  
  Moral = Ap b apna mind papu ki tarh saaf rakhen
  
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• Kaisa Feel Kr Rhi Ho

  Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?
  
  Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.
  
  Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai.
  
  Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.
  
  Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
  Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.
  
  
  1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.
  
  
  Ye 2 Ghanta Ki
  
  Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.
  
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• Larkiyan Kiya Nhi Pehn Sakti Hain?

  Teacher:
  Papu Beta Batao ke Larkiyan Kya Nhi Pehan Skti Hain?
  
  Papu ne bahot sochne ke bad jawab diya:
  
  Teacher ! "SAATHI"
  
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• Heart Ki Kitni Tangain Hoti Hein?

  Child: Papa Heart Ki Kitni Tangain Hoti Hein?
  Papa: Beta Ek B Nai.
  Child: Papa Phr Ap Raat Ko Kyon Keh Rahe Thay
  Sweet Heart Tangain Kholo..
  
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• Santa Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se

  Santa Ek Khubsurat Ladki Se
  
  Santa: "Chalo Sex Karte Hain"
  
  Ladki: "Sorry I Am A Lesbìαn"
  
  Santa: "Lesbìαn?? Ye Kya Hota Hai"
  
  Ladki: "Matlab Main Bas Ladkio K Saath Sex Karti Hoon"
  
  Santa: "De Taali!! I Am Lesbìαn Too, Main Bhi Sirf Ladkiyo Se Hi Sex Karta Hun"
  
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