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• Followed By Her BRAZIER Size

  Women's Personality Followed By Her BRAZIER Size!
  
  32- Innocent
  34- Beautiful
  36- Sexy
  38- Aggressive
  40- Hungry
  42- Playful
  44- Daring
  46- Wild
  48- Sania Mirza
  50- Nargis
  
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• India Jao to Saree Bhejna

  Wife:
  India jao to saree bhejna.
  Dubai jao to Jewellery.
  Husband ne ghusse se kaha
  PESHAWAR jaon to kya bhejon?
  
  Wife:
  Khair say wapas aana, koi gand na maar de.
  
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• Veena Ka Night Discount Package

  "SONAY" ki keemat 49,700/- Rupees tak pounch gai hy
  
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  Magar merey sath SONAY ki Qeemat aaj b
  15,000/- hi hy
  Veena Malik ka night discount package...
  
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• Larkiyan Kiya Nhi Pehn Sakti Hain?

  Teacher:
  Papu Beta Batao ke Larkiyan Kya Nhi Pehan Skti Hain?
  
  Papu ne bahot sochne ke bad jawab diya:
  
  Teacher ! "SAATHI"
  
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• Heart Ki Kitni Tangain Hoti Hein?

  Child: Papa Heart Ki Kitni Tangain Hoti Hein?
  Papa: Beta Ek B Nai.
  Child: Papa Phr Ap Raat Ko Kyon Keh Rahe Thay
  Sweet Heart Tangain Kholo..
  
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