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• To Itna Makeup Kiu Kiya Hai

  Boy: Kaha Ja Rhi Ho?
  Girl: Suicide Krny
  Boy: To Itna Makeup Kiu Kia Hai?
  
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  Girl: Aby Ghanchakar Kal Newspaper Mai Photo Aayegi Na
  
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• Gabber Singh Jab Paida Howa

  Gabber Singh Jab Paida Howa,
  To Uski Maa Ne Usy Zor Se Thappar Maara
  Pocho Kiu??
  
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  Maa Se Pochta Tha: Kitny Aadmi The???
  
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• The Dirty Picture Dekhne Gaya Tha

  Teacher to Boy: Kal absent kyon the tum?
  Boy: Ma'am, aapke kehne par main 'The Dirty Picture' dekhne gaya tha.
  Teacher: Kya? Maine aisa kab kaha tha?
  Boy: Ma'am, aap hi ne toh keha tha, VIDYA me mann lagaao..:
  
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• Mayaawti Laloo Ke Ghar Elephant K Sath

  Mayawati Laloo ke ghar elephant ke sath aayi
  
  Laloo - Bhaiswaa ke sath aaye ho??
  Mayawati - Dikhta nahi elephantwa hai ..
  
  Laloo - Dhatt pagli, hum elephantwa se puch raha hoon
  
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• Mam May I Go to Toilet?

  K.G Boy: Mam May I Go 2 Toilet..??
  Mam: No, A - Z Sunao Fir Jana...
  Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN_ _ QRS_UVWX_Z..
  Mam: P,O,T,Y Kaha Hai...
  Boy: Mere Nikkar Mai Nikal Gaye.....
  
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