Huh Are You Copying Me

Super Beizzati

Wife: Hi, Did You Eat?

Husband: Did You Eat?

Wife: huh Are You Copying Me?

Husband: huh Are You Copying Me?

Wife: I Love You!

Husband: Yes, I Already Ate.. l0l

Can I Kiss You

Husband : Can I Kiss You ?
Wife : No !
Husband : I Will Buy You Jewelry .
Wife : No !
Husband : I Will Buy You A Car .
Wife : Still No .
Husband : I Will Take You To World Trip .
Wife : No No No .

After Listening All This Their Kid Woke Up And Said
Daddy You Can Kiss Me , But Just Buy Me A Bicycle Please ūüėÄ

Daddy : Ooh Shut Up .

A Lady Went into The Pharmacy

A lady went into the pharmacy,
Walked up to the pharmacist,
Looked straight into his eyes, and said,
“I would like to buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist asked, “Why?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacist said
“Lord have mercy! that’s against the law! Absolutely not!”
The lady reached into her purse and
Pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
“You didn’t tell me you had a prescription” …

Bahot Chota Sorakh Hai

Husband: Munna yahin se Bahar Aata hai??
Wife Muskraty hue: han lekin tm jhanko mat.
Nazar nahi ae ga. Boht chota surakh he.

Thodi der baad
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School ki bell bajti hai. Munna bahr ata he,
aur dono munnay ko le kr ghar chaly jaty hen.

Suraakh to gate me bhi hota hai ūüėÄ

Khair munna jahan se bhi bahr aya mere dost,
teri soch ko ek baar phir 21 topon ki salami.

Tumhari Saheli Ko Dekh Kar

Husband: tumhari saheli ko dekh kar barri khushi ho rahi hai,

Wife: Han mujhy tumhari khushi tumhare pajame me se uthi hui dikh rahi hai..