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• An Engineer was Walking on a Sidewalk

  Dave, An Engineer, Was Walking On A Sidewalk One Afternoon
  When His Buddy Harry, Also An Engineer, Pulls Alongside Him,
  Riding A Brand new Harley-davidson Motorcycle.
  wow, Said Dave, "Where'd You Get That?"
  
  Harry Said, "You'll Never Believe This. I Was Walking Home Last Night
  When This Woman Rides Up To Me On This Harley. She Stops,
  Gets Off The Bike, Removes Her Blouse, Skirt, Bra, Shoes, And Panties,
  And Says, 'you Can Have Anything You Want.'"
  
  And Dave Said, "Good Choice. Her Clothes Probably Wouldn't Have Fit You."
  
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• An Engineering Student

  (In Hindi)
  An Engineering Student to his Sweeper:
  Brother: Mere Paas Degree hai,
  Knowledge hai,
  4 Logon Main Baithne ki izzat hai.
  Tere Paas Kya Hai?
  
  Sweeper: Mere Paas Naukri Hai.
  
  (In English)
  An Engineering Student to His Sweeper:
  Brother: I Have Engineering Degree,
  I have Knowledge and Reputation in People.
  What Have You Got?
  
  Sweeper: I Have a Job
  
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