Aik Air Hostess Uske Pass Se Guzri

Aik Pathan Hawai Jahaz Mai Safar Kr Rha Tha.
Aik Air Hostess UsKe Pass Se Guzri
Pathan Ne Uske Breast Ki Left Side Pe Lagay Batch Ko Ghoora
Jis Pr Likha Tha “KIRAN”
Pathan: Kiya Piyara Naam Hai Kiran
Dosry Ka Kiya Naam Hai :)

3 Pathan Raat Ko Car K Darwaze

3 Pathan Raat Ko Car K
Derwaze Band Hony Ki Waja Se
Andar Hi Phans Gaye Thy …
Aur Soch Rahe Thy k
Car Main Se Kaisy Nikla Jaye?
1st Pathan:
Yar Aisa Krty Hain k Engine k
Rasty Niklne Ki Koshish Krty Hain.
2nd Pathan:
O Nai Yar,
Diggi k Raste Niklty Hain.
Aur 3sra Jo Un 2no Ki Batain Sun Rha Tha, Bola:
Yar Jo Bhi Krna Hai,
Jaldi Karo Barish Hony Wali Hai,
Aur Car Ki Chhat Bhi Nhi Hai :)

Pathan Student Se Love Ho Gaya

1 Miss Ko Apne Pathan Student Se Love Ho Gaya
Miss Ne Pathan Ko SMS Kiya
I Miss You” ..
Pathan Kafi Dair Sochny K Baad Reply Kiya
“I Student You” :)

Tu Larki Dekh Aya?

Dost: oye tu larki dekh aya? Kaisi hai?

Pathan: han yara rang sy kali aur kaan se kam sunti hai

dost: zra english my kaho.

Pathan: BLACK-BERRY hai ūüėÄ

Pathan Nurse Se

Pathan (Nurse se): Kya Docter sahab ne
Abhi Tak Neend ki Goliyan nahi Bheji?

Nurse: Nahi

Pathan: Jaldi Mangwao, Mujhe Neend Aarahi hai,

Ab mai Goliyon K intizar mei Aur Nahi Jaag Sakta. :-)

Motape Ka 1 Hi Elaaj

Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi Elaaj Hai.
Tum Rozana Sirf 2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo!

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Pathan:
2 Rotiyan khane se pehle khani hy ya Khane k bad …? ūüėÄ