Bank and Brazier Mai Similarity

Bank & Brazier
Mein Kia Similarity Hai?

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Answer:
Dono Mein Jitna MAAL Ziada,
Utna Interest Ziada!

(Veena Malik Ka Commerce K Students Ko Lecture)

Tumhari Saheli Ko Dekh Kar

Husband: tumhari saheli ko dekh kar barri khushi ho rahi hai,

Wife: Han mujhy tumhari khushi tumhare pajame me se uthi hui dikh rahi hai..

Girl Sorry Wrong Number

Boy On Phone Hello Is it 22171314
Girl: Urdu Me Bolo
Boy: Do Do Ek Sath Tera Choda?
Girl: Sorry Wrong No
Mera Teen Teen Ek Sath Do Bar Choda 33171414

Jokes: Sex Karne Ke 6000

Ghar ki Bell baji

BV ne Gown pehan kar jaa k darwaza khola
To us k Shohar k dost ne andar aa k shohar ka pucha

BV boli:
Naha rahe hen

Dost:
Men 5000 tum ko Don ga
Tum apna Gown utaro.

Tungdast BV ne Raqam le k
Usko apna Badan dikha dia

Dost:
Sex kerne K 6000 or lelo

BV ne 6000 le k ye ijazat b dedi
Or wo kam kar k chala gaya

Shoher: Kon tha?

BV: Aapka dost jahangir tha

Shoher:

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Us Harami pe to mere
11000 Rupay UDHAR hen us ne diye kya? :)

Mard Ki Taqat Ka Andaza

Mard Ki Taqat Ka Andaza us K Zor Se Nahi, Larki K Shor Se Lagao..!

Nargis Ki Kitaab
“MANJI IK TAY JAAWANIYAN 2″
Page 215 Se Iqtibas.