Poetry For Sex

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Jack and Terry were talking one day in the company lunch room.
Jack confessed that he had recently been having trouble with women.
He asked Terry, who always seemed to have a date,
what was his secret to finding women willing to go to bed.
Terry said the secret was poetry.
Jack said that poetry was for sissies.
Terry disagreed and stressed how poetry had made him very successful with women.

Jack: “OK, I’ll give it try. What should I say?”

Terry: “You need to say something about their hair,
then compare their eyes to some animal,
then explain to them the way you want to make love to them.”

Jack: “Give me an example.”

Terry: “Curly blond hair and eyes like a dove.
I want to take you home and make sweet love.”

Jack: “OK, that sounds easy, I’ll give it a try.”

The next day, as Terry walks into the company lunch room, he sees Jack.
Jack’s head is swollen & covered with bruises.

Terry: “What happened to you?”

Jack: “I tried your fu

Poetry For Sex