Funny SMS in Urdu - I Want A Beautiful Wife

Jin:
What Do U Want?
Boy:
A Beautiful Wife
Jin:
If U R Muslim
I'll Give U
Mahnoor Baloch
If U R Hindu
I"ll Give U
Kareena Kapoor
&
If U R Christian
I"ll Give U Angelina Jolie

Whats UR Name ?

Boy:
HAJI AKSHAY WILLIAM

Jin Gave Him
Firdous Ashiq Awan
For Trying To B Over Smart.